Hi. I've been masturbating since I can remember. When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I found that if I sat on a hard surface, the leading edge tilted

When I'm at home by myself, I masturbate more than I don't so I really love
to masturbate. That's another story though. I also love getting caught. When I was married, I knew about when my mother-inlaw came home from work
all the time. So one time I put all my clothes in the wash, layed on the
bed naked with my dick in my hand, left the bedroom door open and waited
until she came home. She came in a few minutes after she got home and
started to ask me if I wanted a baked potato or a sweet potato. Now
remember, I went and started all my wash knowing about when she'd be home
and that did include the sheets. So that means I'm laying on the bed naked
with nothing to cover myself up with. When she walked in and saw me
masturbating she closed her eyes for a second, shoke her head and said "oh,
ok, sorry". I told her I didn't care and that I didn't know she was home.
She asked if I had anything to cover up with. I told her no, and she said