Top 50 Reasons ...

Top 50 Reasons to Masturbate

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  1. You're about to go on a date.
  2. You just got done with a date that didn't involve sex.
  3. You just bought new lube and want to "break it in."
  4. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue just hit the stands.
  5. You haven't masturbated yet today.
  6. You're going for a personal record of the most times you've masturbated in one day.
  7. You're bored.
  8. The doctor says you need to spend more time getting your heart rate up.
  9. You just broke up with your significant other. (You should do it twice as a consolation prize if they broke up with you.)
  10. Your significant other is out of town.
  11. You just watched a movie with your favorite sexy movie star.
  12. You can't sleep.
  13. If you want it done right, you've got to do it yourself.
  14. It's a great way to top off a good meal.
  15. The new adult DVD just showed up in the mail.
  16. You're feeling tired and need something to pep you up.
  17. The electricity just went out.

Submitted by Hardy on Thu, 01/10/2008 - 08:02. categories [ ]