Masturbation in Public?
Ran across this the other day. It's a news story from the local college paper about libraries, masturbation, and possible consequences. I wouldn't normally reprint the article, but as I fear it'll disappear off their site soon I wanted to get it down:

Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says

By Vimal Patel
February 06, 2006

A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials.

A witness says he's sure Fort Collins resident Larry Holgerson, 48, is the man who ejaculated in Room 165 in the library late last month, according to a police report.

Police last week ordered Holgerson to appear in court. They issued him a court summons after library employee Robert Cerda identified him as the man who had used the allegedly semen-spattered computer, according to the report.

When I was a teenager, I could get turned on with the slighest suggestion of something sexual. All I had to do was see a cute girl, or think about one, or sometimes do nothing at all. Imagination was more than enough to get me ready to go in seconds. Pictures of a woman in a bikini in some department store ad would make me want to disappear for a few minutes, to take care of the sudden urge that had come over me.

Over time maybe I've become a little jaded. Sure, imagination is still a great aid, and pictures can still be pretty sexy. But sometimes they feel like they're not enough--particularly if I'm lonely and looking for something a little more realistic than a snapshot, it's nice to have a little more. And so it was only natural to turn to videos for an even better experience. Having both audio and video in front of you has the power to be far more sexy.