If you want to know the dirty truth behind this site, I'll let you in on the secret inspiration that got me to put this thing together. See, the truth is, my girlfriend has been out of town for the past couple of weeks, and she's going to be away for another few weeks more before I get to see her again. She's off visiting family for the summer, a thousand miles away, leaving me sitting here twiddling my thumbs. Well, I guess I've been doing a bit more than that, if you know what I mean.

Masturbation is a part of my life even when she's around, but when she's away it's definitely a daily thing. The funny thing is, we can go a couple of days without having sex and it's no big deal, but once she's been gone for more than a day I just get hornier and hornier. The loneliness seems to intensify it, I guess, until I feel like I need to masturbate at least once, if not two or three times a day, to keep from getting edgy and wanting to drool over every woman I see.

I don't know what it is, but as soon as she leaves town for whatever reason, I swear attractive women come pouring out of the woodwork. I live in a mid-size college town, so I guess there are a disproportionate number of them around, or maybe I just notice them more as soon as I'm not getting any.

So anyway, after two weeks of this, I hit a point where just masturbating wasn't enough anymore. In between sessions, I needed something else to do to keep my mind occupied. Since all it wants to do is think about sex, I figured I could at least be a little constructive and put some of those thoughts down on paper. By the time I made it through a "You Know You Masturbate Too Much When ..." list and started working on a "Top 50 Reasons to Masturbate" page, I knew my focus was become some kind of obsession. But I also found it fun, and figured I should put this stuff somewhere where others could enjoy it. It's not exactly the thing you can hand to your coworkers or family members, but I know the internet is full of fun-loving guys who will not only understand but also appreciate the stuff I'm spending my time thinking about.

And so here it is: the humble beginnings to my web site about masturbation, one of my oldest and still favorite hobbies.